Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Once Upon a Time.......

To bring everyone up to speed on a couple things….. This summer my only sister/sibling, Cameron, got engaged to her boyfriend, Paul. They are getting married on 10-10-10 and luckily I get to leave Italy for a few days to participate in this special day!!!!! The other week I bought them a few gifts off their Bed Bath and Beyond registry. Including a coffee maker, some pillows, something for the grill and this ceramic cow creamer that was too cute not to purchase. A few days later I received this email from Cameron:

“There once was a princess named Anastasia Beaverhausen. Anastasia was about to marry her Prince Charming, Lord Bartholomew Von Inkus. Whilst Anastasia sat in her tower awaiting the day that she would become Lady Anastasia Beaverhausen Von Inkus, she dreamt about one day throwing an impromptu brunch for her soon to be in-laws, the very prestigious King Bernard Von Inkus and his ex wife, Lady Susan of Wellington. Alas, she never got to throw her impromptu brunches for she was without one special thing that separated the town folk from the poofy white collar. Anastasia knew that if she were to invite the King and Queen to brunch, and not have this particular item out for them to see, that they would surely not allow their son to marry this common peasant. One day, while Anastasia was on Facebook talking to her best frienemies Madame and Sir Belche A Lot, telling them how she wished that one day the Inkus Mannor would accept her. At that very moment, the doorbell ring, and Anastasia went flying down the very lengthy spiral staircase, catching her extremely long braid of hair on the banister, causing her to fall backwards, hitting her head, knocking her unconscious. While Anastasia lay helpless with her loyal pack of guard dogs at her side, Lord Bartholomew pulled into the driveway with his Ford F150. Lord Bartholomew sashays into the castle, seeing the box of goodies, and Anastasia laying helpless on the ground.

As he opens the box, he brings the priceless cow creamer over to Anastasia and pours her concoction of Captain Morgan and Diet Coke from the cows snout, into Anastasias mouth, waking her up with glee. To this day, Lord Bartholomew says he has never seen Anastasia so happy to have a ceramic cow with holes in its nostrils. As they lay their heads upon the most fancy pillows you have ever seen, all they could talk about was how they should feast on potatoes on the grill and coffee in the morning to celebrate their upcoming nuptials. So the story goes, that the priceless creamer was found in a far away land by Anastasias sister, Madame Happycleavage of Cocoa Village. Madame Happycleavage has spent years, and lots of gold covered chocolate coins, traveling the world to find this gift for her adoring sister. While Madame Happycleavage was riding a camel thru Egypt Land, her camel got a flat hump and Madame Happycleavage was stuck on the side of sand dune. A handsome dark knight, Knight Hefty Von Tootall (pronounced too tall), came to her rescue and showed the lovely Madame Happycleavage the way to the secret treasure where they would find a nice place to sleep, a nice place to clean up from all the sand, and a nice place to find anything your heart desires, Bed Bath and Beyond.



With this knowledge, one creamer made 4 people very happy. And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.”

I thought it was too creative not to share ;)

CONGRATULATIONS CAM AND PAUL! See you soon!

2 comments:

  1. hahaha your sister has a GOOD imagination!! haha too cute :)

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  2. Your whole family is YZARC!!!!lol That's AMAZING in Arabic!!! =D

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